Welcome to the only nutrition newsletter that won’t bore you to death. Expect dark humour, savage truths, and zero bullsh*t—just realistic nutrition, fitness rants, meal prep that doesn’t suck and the occasional messy and chaotic life story. No celery juice cleanses, no toxic positivity—just honest advice, questionable jokes, and a weekly reminder that you can eat carbs and still be a baddie.
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